Coming off the huge success of the COVID-19, China is planning a new pandemic. They have identified a potential candidate virus. They are calling G4, it is a new strain of H1N1 flu virus that China used to cause a pandemic in 2009.
When we interviewed Xi Jinping on the success of the virus he said “The Corona virus had a name people remembered as it reminded them of a beer and wasn’t just another flu. It was very successful at getting everyone in the US all worked up. It was just the right amount to mess up the US economy and get the polarized nation to fight it’s self. We also were also able to use it to justify locking down Hong Kong. we achieved the long term goal of fully taking away their sovereignty.”
Shao Yiming China’s top virologist said “China has tried a couple of pandemics on America now, but none had quite the level of success as COVID-19. Now seems like a good time to engineer another virus”
Yiming went on to explain that the original SARS virus was intended to be a pandemic. However, it never went very far because it was too successful and mostly just killed people in China. H1N1 in 2009 was a successful virus but was not deadly enough and so was largely ignored as just a bad flu year by the press. COVID-19 really did well he said.
“China feels now is the right time to go forward with another pandemic” Yiming said. “We will lose a few Chinese but we have 1 billion people, so some are expendable to reach our goals.
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