The rush is on. The White House is disinfecting the entire place to make the Biden safe. Joe Biden now has Covid so it’s Back to the Basement. Out of an abundance of security for President Biden, he will deliver for a grateful nation by no longer doing interviews or live appearances. Biden believes Build Better Basement, is the key to saving our Nation.
Biden has a unique personal need written in his Executive Order though. A replica is being created of Joe’s basement in Wilmington, DE. Joe needs a place to go to recharge and feel at home. He also feels that the basement got him into the White House last election and can continue his approach to communication with the world and protect Democrats or is it Democracy. Whatever he said he assures us if you don’t vote for him you ain’t black. Biden assures us he will in all honesty communicate as well as in the past.
Important Questions
We at Dogfaceponia are unsure if refusing to answer any questions or revealing any plans will work for the President. As always “Let’s go Brandon”. However, MSM probably won’t ask him anything hard for at least 10 days if ever.
Biden talked of “Build Better Basement“. He is now going to the basement where he kept us all. The Forty-Sixth step of Build Better Basement was always to spend money on useless things. The reclusive Joe will have a TV studio and teleprompter set up so he can speak to the American people relatively gaffe-proof. Vice President Trump is said to be feeling nervous about taking on the ticket campaign alone. A year from now, Joe will list renovating the White House as his greatest achievement is 154 years in Government. I know it reads weird, we never question our nominated, Weekend at Bernie’s, President.
This is a negative sign for Republicans since Joe will not be fully functioning as President without the basement. It appears until the completion of Build Better Basement, no accountability will be explored in relation to any government organizations or officials. This will place a on hold all investigations in government in relation to Trump and Biden, for equality according to KJP.
We here in DogFacePonia are as confused as ever. We thought things were on a slippery slope but it could be a delayed reaction.
Image From: “The White House” (CC BY 2.0) by Kathleen Tyler Conklin