It was in the news that the Indians are going to change their name. So we came up with a poll and want your opinion on what would be a good new name!!
Cavers – As the ownership is spineless and giving in to liberal tears. So we think the Cavers is a good name. They also seem to cave in big games like the world series vs. The Cubs.
DogFacePony Soldiers – There is of course no self promotion here. We just feel it would be a great name.
Burning Rivers – Nothing could be more Cleveland than The Burning Rivers!!! I mean what river other than the mighty Cuyahoga has caught on fire?
Cops – Everyone loves the police. They are great public servants who serve and protect democracy who wouldn’t think this is a great name. Plus the Cleveland Cops is such good alliteration. They could be nicknamed the “Coppers”
Redskins – The Washington Redskins might be giving this name up. So why not use it in Cleveland?
The Cleveland Baseball Team – Currently the Washington Football Team is the worst name in all of sports. The Cleveland Baseball Team could be worse as it is not even original. Basically they don’t deserve a name like the Team Formerly known as the Redskins.
We here at DogFacePonia think team names are sign of respect for a worthy adversary. The Liberal Media and now Sports engine has a different view.