Category Archives: Sports
Make Commanders (Great) Redskins Again?
The Football team in Washington has experienced a lot of changes in recent years. Changes...
The Brothers of Perpetual Manhood
A new group has been founded in response to recent events. They are calling themselves...
AOC Almost Murdered by Superbowl Ad
In stunning Superbowl news it was reported today that AOC was almost murdered while watching...
Something Smells Funny About the Deal
Brittney Yevette Griner was traded to the United States for Victor Bout AKA the “Merchant...
MLB Announces Hijab Night
After the wonderfully successful angst created by Pride night in Tampa Bay, MLB has decided...
Recognizing Two Scientifically Impossible Male Achievers
We here in DogFacePonia want to give out recognition to two amazing people. We felt...
MLB Becomes Universally Stupid
Professional Sports have lost touch with with fans. The NFL has Colin Kaepernick Kneelathons. The...
The Washington Football Team is Going to the Dogs
It’s official. Washington is going to the dogs. The team formerly called the Washington Redskins...
All or Nothing for Holidays
The way things are going there will be nothing left. Holidays have been added so...
LeBron to Change his Name just like Facebook
LeBron James has tried for years to be popular. He has always wanted to be...