Category Archives: Sports

Mark Brunell Redskins QB vs. Vikings
Make Commanders (Great) Redskins Again?

The Football team in Washington has experienced a lot of changes in recent years. Changes...

Family Men
The Brothers of Perpetual Manhood

A new group has been founded in response to recent events. They are calling themselves...

AOC looking outraged
AOC Almost Murdered by Superbowl Ad

In stunning Superbowl news it was reported today that AOC was almost murdered while watching...

Russian Brittney Griner
Something Smells Funny About the Deal

Brittney Yevette Griner was traded to the United States for Victor Bout AKA the “Merchant...

Pride with Hijab
MLB Announces Hijab Night

After the wonderfully successful angst created by Pride night in Tampa Bay, MLB has decided...

Swimmer way in font
Recognizing Two Scientifically Impossible Male Achievers

We here in DogFacePonia want to give out recognition to two amazing people. We felt...

Cardboard Baseball Fans
MLB Becomes Universally Stupid

Professional Sports have lost touch with with fans. The NFL has Colin Kaepernick Kneelathons. The...

Redskins player laying on back after tackle.
The Washington Football Team is Going to the Dogs

It’s official. Washington is going to the dogs. The team formerly called the Washington Redskins...

Man in Santa Hat reading Christmas Cancelled Newspaper
All or Nothing for Holidays

The way things are going there will be nothing left. Holidays have been added so...

Kobe Bryant vs. Lebron James
LeBron to Change his Name just like Facebook

LeBron James has tried for years to be popular. He has always wanted to be...