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Recent Poll Says Pete Buttigieg is Worst Secretary in US History

A recent poll taken by DogFacePonia concluded that Pete Buttigieg is the worst Secretary in...

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AOC Almost Murdered by Superbowl Ad

In stunning Superbowl news it was reported today that AOC was almost murdered while watching...

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Biden Ukrainian Balloon Brigade Attack

With the tanks now delivered to Ukraine, The Biden is looking for new ways to...

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China Cornering the Natural Gas Market

China is secretly collaborating with Democrats to ban natural gas appliances in the US. Why...

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National Archives to Offer Classes on Classified Documents

The National Archives are disappointed. It seems nobody takes care of documents anymore. Can you...

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Abrams Tanks to End War in Ukraine?

The US has announced it will be sending Abrams tanks to Ukraine. Putin should be...

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Tax Season: It’s like Christmas for Accountants and Those Who Like to See Others Suffer.

Tax Season is here. It’s like a sick twisted fantasy time for people who love...

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New Covid Strain Covid-ABST and What it Means For You

Alert!!! There is a new variant of Covid just discovered Covid-ABST (called Covid Absentia). This...

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DOJ Announces Special Counsel to Ignore Hunter Biden

The Department of Justice announced the creation of a new special counsel to ignore Hunter...

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How Would You Describe the Biden (P)Residency so far?

In this winter haze, we at DogFacePonia decided to look back on the Biden Presidency...