The United States seems to always be picking it’s favorite enemies. It also could be argued that each President picks his favorite dictators. The current rallying cries of Russia, Russia, Russia will tell you that. Biden called Putin “A Murderous Dictator” and a “War Criminal who was fighting an immoral war”. Putin suggested that Biden was forgetful or fatigued. Maybe Joe just likes other dictators better. Below are his favorites.
Maduro sounds like a bastardized way to say murder in Spanish. “una persona fue maduro”. Hugo Chavez gave Maduro a head start in murdering much of Venezuela’s Economy but drops in Oil Prices (Thanks Trump) and US Sanctions did the rest. Maduro became a true autocrat maduroing all those who oppose him. The left has always had a soft spot for Venezuela, Bernie has always praised it as a utopia. Though it may make Kamala sad that they have shortages in toilet paper. They do have a lot of oil and Biden wants it because we couldn’t possibly drill in America.
Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei
Iran is like the one that got away. Trump got elected and what do you know the Iran deal was off the table. Obama, Biden and other liberals were sad. They thought why didn’t Trump want to give Iran Nuclear Weapons? But Obiden is back and wants to kiss and make up. Sure, Khamenei likes to chant Death to Israel on Twitter, but who doesn’t chant violent things on twitter theses days. Oh wait Trump who had his account revoked for telling a parade to go home. So Iran will continue to kidnap US sailors and fire rockets at US consulates and generally destabilize the middle east. It’s cool as long as they have oil to buy.
King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud
Saudi Arabia is a progressive land run by King Salman. After all since 2018, women can legally drive and they have only murdered one US Citizen in recent times. Still for the most part women can’t go in public without a full burka and generally aren’t allowed to go to school. Sounds super moral by 7th century standards. Then there is the War in Yeman which they are fighting in. According to the UN The War has had an estimated 230,000 Casualties since 2015. I guess this is a moral war to Biden, Saudi Arabia is buying US Weapons to fight. Normally we give out weapons for free like in Ukraine. Oh and they have oil. Strange that golfers are not allowed to play on their tour without backlash but Biden can got beg for oil and it is totally cool.
For some reason Biden doesn’t want to buy Oil from Trudeau in Canada. Maybe he is not a dictator since he gave up emergency powers? Must be that wearing blackface is immoral. We here at Dogfaceponia are trying to figure out Biden’s morality. It seems to go like this. It’s ok to be a Murderous Autocrat as long as you have oil, don’t wear blackface and don’t invade Europe. It also helps to not be collecting evidence on BioLabs, George Soros, Clinton Family, and Hunter Biden Deals in Ukraine.
U.S. Department of State from United States, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons