Ellen to be fired by Trump

Ellen has been under fire lately for the toxic and hostile work environment created on...

Kaepernick to Join Paw Patrol

There has been concern all the way up to the White House that Paw Patrol...

Reflush for Freedom

Thank you one and all. The Flush for Freedom Protest exceeded expectations. The swamp was...

Save TaB Drinkers – Invoke the Defense Production Act

Sadly, we are reporting skyrocketing deaths among TaB drinkers.  As TaB has become scarce, TaB...

Covid Shark Attack

The U.S. Navy studies the military use of marine mammals and trains animals to perform ship and harbor...

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Nothing to See in Epstein Files, Move Along

According to the Main Stream Media there is nothing to see in the Epstein Files....

Portland Mayor Wheeler Supports Peaceful Protesters

Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler  has been teargassed while showing support for peaceful protesters. The failure...

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Jesus Refuses to Return in 2020

Some have speculated that 2020 will be the end of the world. We have a...

Portland Riot Immunity

Portland, OR – For what may be the first time in history, Immunologists and Legal...

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Presidential Beard

A razor shortage and unemployment has resulted in a new facial hair trend. Everyone who...