McDonalds Hires Colin Kaepernick

McDonald has been going through hard times during the Corona Virus. Store sales are down...

Nobody goes to the Game Anymore

It is anyone’s guess when baseball will return to DogFacePonia. Is it possible we will...

Portland Mayor Re-educated

Hostage taken in Portland!  Inspired by the hostage crisis in Ukraine, Mayor Wheeler was taken...

DeBlasio and Trump Mural Painting Companies Anticipated

Bill deBlasio is not eligible for reelection in November 2021.  He is preparing a new...

Flush for Freedom

Uberflush is organizing a national protest.  Everyone is asked to flush their toilet at the...

Stimulating Reparations

It has become apparent we need a another stimulus package. A new lock-down is coming...

Uberflush Leaves C.R.A.P. Behind for Portland

After the shocking CRAP incident, UBERFlush has decided to move its headquarters to Portland. Mr....

Alien Abductions in Portland

Portland protesters are reporting that people are being put into unmarked vans and detained. They...

Mass Migration from Cities

The current riots and the destruction of cities has resulted in a mass migration to...

Chicago Riots Blamed on Madigan Federal Investigation

Illinois Speaker of the House Michael Madigan is the focus of a Federal Probe. Subpoenas...