Election Delay = 30 Years of President Pelosi
Trump tweeted today that he wanted to postpone the election on voting concerns. Sources say...
Biden Sniffing out Covid
Creepy Uncle Joe also called the “sniffer” is so called because there are documented instances...
McDonalds Hires Colin Kaepernick
McDonald has been going through hard times during the Corona Virus. Store sales are down...
Nobody goes to the Game Anymore
It is anyone’s guess when baseball will return to DogFacePonia. Is it possible we will...
Portland Mayor Re-educated
Hostage taken in Portland! Inspired by the hostage crisis in Ukraine, Mayor Wheeler was taken...
DeBlasio and Trump Mural Painting Companies Anticipated
Bill deBlasio is not eligible for reelection in November 2021. He is preparing a new...
Flush for Freedom
Uberflush is organizing a national protest. Everyone is asked to flush their toilet at the...
Stimulating Reparations
It has become apparent we need a another stimulus package. A new lock-down is coming...
Uberflush Leaves C.R.A.P. Behind for Portland
After the shocking CRAP incident, UBERFlush has decided to move its headquarters to Portland. Mr....
Alien Abductions in Portland
Portland protesters are reporting that people are being put into unmarked vans and detained. They...