Election Delay = 30 Years of President Pelosi

Trump tweeted today that he wanted to postpone the election on voting concerns. Sources say...

Biden Sniffing out Covid

Creepy Uncle Joe also called the “sniffer” is so called because there are documented instances...

McDonalds Hires Colin Kaepernick

McDonald has been going through hard times during the Corona Virus. Store sales are down...

Nobody goes to the Game Anymore

It is anyone’s guess when baseball will return to DogFacePonia. Is it possible we will...

Portland Mayor Re-educated

Hostage taken in Portland!  Inspired by the hostage crisis in Ukraine, Mayor Wheeler was taken...

DeBlasio and Trump Mural Painting Companies Anticipated

Bill deBlasio is not eligible for reelection in November 2021.  He is preparing a new...

Flush for Freedom

Uberflush is organizing a national protest.  Everyone is asked to flush their toilet at the...

Stimulating Reparations

It has become apparent we need a another stimulus package. A new lock-down is coming...

Uberflush Leaves C.R.A.P. Behind for Portland

After the shocking CRAP incident, UBERFlush has decided to move its headquarters to Portland. Mr....

Alien Abductions in Portland

Portland protesters are reporting that people are being put into unmarked vans and detained. They...