Liberals Blame Trump for Asteroid

Astronomers are saying an asteroid could hit the earth on November 2nd the day before the US Election. We interviewed several Liberals to get their opionion on the asteriod and it’s timing.

Liberal 1 – “You see the universe is chastising Donald Trump and has sent the asteroid to destroy the Earth rather than allow Trump to have a second term. I would rather vote for the Asteroid”

Liberal 2 – “This a a rebuke to All Lives Matter. It is coming on All Souls Day which is some ancient ‘All Lives Matter’ Festival celebrated by Catholics. Even the Universe knows Black Lives Matter, After all what color is space?”

Liberal 3 – “This is just Trump using any tactic to stop Biden from winning.”

Liberal 4 – “Biden has fortified his basement so he can survive and run the country from his bunker.”

We reached out to the Biden Campaign for Comment and they said “We follow the Science. And if the Science says the earth will be destoryed by an asteroid it is clearly Trumps Fault”.

We here at DogFacePonia don’t know if the asteroid will destroy the earth. But we do know that after the election someone will be screaming Armageddon has happened.

A new report suggests an asteroid named after the Egyptian God of Chaos, Apophis, may get uncomfortably close (like a direct hit) to Earth in 2068 (an election year). Likely Trump will not be around to blame but there is always the Russians.

Image From: “asteroid” (CC BY 2.0) by andrewsrj