Milley gets in Guinness Book of World Records for Most Treason

General Milley at His Desk

The Guinness Book of World Records announced that General Mark A Milley would receive an entry for most treason. Miley has committed treason on several occasions as Joint Chief of Staff. This includes but not limited to Secret calls to China, Usurping the Chain of Command, Surrendering and leaving weapons in the hands of the enemy.

The Previous holder, Anthony Fauci had just recently received the honor. He received it after his emails were released outlining his collusion with China to develop the Covid Virus currently infecting the world.

Chelsea Manning has been taken off the list after gender-reassignment surgery. It is a case of he said she said or more correctly he committed treason, not me.

Some have argued that Joe Biden should be the holder. However, it is hard to verify that Joe Biden gave aid and comfort to the enemy. Does not know where he is, what time it is or who the enemy is?

The First Record holder was Aaron Burr, who was the 3rd Vice President of The United States. He was actually tried for treason but not convicted.

We at DogFacePonia believe that General Milley will try to avoid treason charges or reduce legal exposure by having gender reassignment surgery. Lorena Bobbitt has offered to cut any sentence down among other things.

Image From: “191218-D-HD608-0038” (CC BY 2.0) by Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff