Biden Shares Another List

Biden Signing an Executive Order

“Oh, Joe loves his little lists,” laughed Jill. “He enjoys making them, working from them and smelling them.”

Apparently Biden also likes to share his lists with others. One of his earliest lists entailed 10 “Massive Job-Destroying Tax Hikes” was met with applause from the Socialist Democratic Party currently in control of the House and Senate. His list of “12 ways to disenfranchise American voters by bringing in illegals” met with similar joy. While many Republicans expressed dismay, most established media outlets either ignored or sugar coated the lists.

When Biden later presented Russian President Vladimir Putin a list of 16 critical infrastructure “entities” that must be “off-limits” to cyberattacks, a few in the media raised an eyebrow. When asked by one reporter what his response was to people accusing him of providing the Russians with a list of targets, Biden chuckled and replied, “Come on man, it’s not like they didn’t already have the addresses.”

His most recent list was provided to the Taliban and is comprised of the names of U. S. Citizens and allies still in Afghanistan. When questioned about the possibility of the list being used to gather hostages, Biden shook his head and assured those present that the Taliban would use the list “appropriately”, turned his back and left the room. The Taliban in return provided a list of their enemies in Afghanistan that Biden could attack. Biden could then claim they are ISIS-K.

We at DogFacePonia would like to have a few lists:

  • The List of Hunter Biden’s lost laptops
  • The List of enemies Biden has sold us out to
  • The List of who bought Hunter Biden’s paintings
  • The List of people who have died from the Experimental Vaccine
  • The List of people Biden has uncomfortably sniffed

We would comment further on Biden’s urge to share lists, but we are too busy vomiting.

Image From: The White House, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons