Author Archives: Tears of the Mushroom

Animal Liberation Front organizes the Slaughter of over 1,000 Turkeys, just in time for Thanksgiving

Imagine the horror Harry Schultz must have felt when he entered the eerily quiet buildings...

Planned Parenthood Poised to Assist Transhumanists

New research from Stanford University indicates that in the near future injections of cerebrospinal fluid...

Slavery Up 80% in US, Biden Touts Job Growth

In a recent press conference addressing the border Jen Persnickety stated “President Biden does not...

AOC, TC AND JC

In an interesting turn of events, Tucker Carlson is being attacked by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for...

Big Fauci, Little Fauci and Schiffy

He sighs, apparently exasperated with my ignorance. “Look, Big Fauci, he moves the drugs. He...

Photoshop with Adam Schiff Now Available on Amazon

While it is well known that Photoshop classes are beneficial to graphic designers and photographers,...

A New Woke Bill

This morning a new bill was introduced in the House requiring citizens to remove any...

The Touchy Subject of Abortion Economics

“I realize the use of fetal tissue is a touchy subject, but it is one...

Biden Shares Another List

“Oh, Joe loves his little lists,” laughed Jill. “He enjoys making them, working from them...

Antique Pizza Paddle Broken During Wedding

It was a lovely wedding, weather was perfect in D.C. and the church was decorated...