The US Military is under attack. Joe Biden the Surrenderer in Chief is off doing nothing so Congress thought it must act. Nancy Pelosi announced that the House of Representatives was going to do the only thing it knows how to do in a crisis. The House will begin impeachment proceedings against Donald Trump. They are hoping the 3rd time is the charm.
Nothing can be done about Biden because without him the Democrats woke progressive agenda would be at risk. The American people are calling for something to be done about Afghanistan. Therefore, Impeachment seemed the right thing to do. Democrats are confident that an impeachment of Trump will be a welcome distraction from Biden’s pathetic Surrender.
“We impeached Trump the first time for things Biden did so why not do it again?” said Pelosi, whilst eating her favorite Ice Cream.
“Biden was clearly no Commander and Chief so he can’t be held accountable. So we are blaming it on the last Real Commander and Chief Donald Trump.” Said Chuck Schumer
Adam Kinzinger was seen crying. We asked him if he was crying about the dead servicemen in Afghanistan? He said no he was thinking about the man with Viking Horns in a bear suit.
AOC refused to take questions from reporters, it is rumored she began to fear she might be almost murdered. Even though we are not quite sure what almost murdered is, We here in DogFacePonia believe it may be a very serious mental condition. Here is to hoping she gives us an update on twitter about her pen pal idea after the traumatizing event that her life is.
Maybe they will send 20,000 troops to Washington to hold the country hostage instead of helping in Afghanistan.
We here at DogFacePonia think this makes perfect sense. The only 2 answers congress has for problems is to Spend money and impeach Trump. The money they spent on Afghan Gender programs didn’t seem to work well. Now the back up plan to impeach Donald Trump is in full swing.