President Biden allegedly appeared recently in a hostage video. Kamala Harris and Antony Blinken appear in the “hostage” video with Biden but wearing masks and stand behind him. In the video, Biden reads a prepared script written by his captors explaining his Afghanistan retreat. Harris and Blinken stand silently behind Biden.
The FBI forensic experts are analyzing the tape to determine when and where the tape was made. Since several events were not in the proper time frame, the video is suspect. Joe referenced events that had just taken place as days old etc. Things that just took place he said were 4 or 5 days old. Experts listened for identifying animal sounds like DogFace Ponies but did not identify any. Though some experts believe they heard Hunter sniffing around.
Joe claims he was held hostage at Camp David until the United States armed forces exited from Afghanistan. Kamala has not been seen during this time. It is believed that she was deeply involved in her war efforts to overthrow Biden. Harris and Blinken did not appear to be armed in the video and did not speak to enhance the power they hold over hostage Biden. Some rumors are swirling on the internet that the video was prepared when Biden was held hostage in his basement during his presidential run. The trauma inflicted on Joe Biden has been apparent in his speeches during his presidency. Some experts believe Joe Biden may be terrified of cameras causing his extreme mental lapses during speeches.
“What could I do?” asked Biden. “I have to protect the President of the United States at all costs.” Other countries are finding this explanation of the hasty withdrawal of US forces without notice to NATO as not credible. We here in DogFacePonia believe that credible and Joe Biden should not be used in the same sentence. All that remains is to recover from Biden’s humiliation in Afghanistan.
We here at DogFacePonia believe Biden lost his mind during his imprisonment in the basement. We are thinking that truth is scarier than fiction. Maybe Average Joe should just admit he lost the 2020 Presidential election and open up a Gym and defeat the Purple Cobras on the field of battle. We said Purple Cobras not Purple Dinosaurs. Though Biden likes to sniff him, Barney is not a suspect at this time.