Nikki Haley: The New and Improved Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney and Nikki Haley

Nikki Haley has been rising in the polls. She has high hopes of being in second place after DeSantis fades away. Next, the Democrats have to imprison Trump or take him off the ballot and she will try to claim a shot. The plan is flawed for sure.

However, it all begs the question. Who is she and what does she remind you of? To us, she looks like a loser she is literally running for second place in the Republican Primary. She may not be as big of a loser as Stacey Abrams couldn’t win in a rigged state with dropboxs in her favor. Or Beto O’Rourke who despite the media’s deep love for him seems to have lost every statewide or national election he ran for.

Maybe she is more like some past Republicans. She might remind us of John McCain and Mitt Romney. Both are Losers who couldn’t find their way to beating a man who spent his life trying to destroy America. The way we see it she is like a Mix of Mitt Romney and Hillary Clinton.

Could this combination have created her? We don’t know. Hilary’s marriage seems to be a bit of a sham and Mitt is Mormon doesn’t that mean he can have multiple wives? This Frankenstein is not quite as ugly as you might expect. We guess she has not produced this way. That is because nobody near Mitt or Haley has died of suicide or strange accidents so they probably aren’t close with the Clintons. Does she have an elevator in her garage like Mitt? However, make no mistake the politics are the same.

She like Romney and Clinton was happy to have Trump’s endorsement until she didn’t want it anymore. She fits perfectly with most 21st-century establishment Republicans who claim to be conservative. Yet they conserve nothing. Not The Presidency, and certainly not your tax money or America.

We here in DogFacePonia have seen this Candidate before his name was Mitt Romney. Nikki has new clothing but it is the same and all the same groups are backing her. If she were to be the candidate for the Republican party somehow, the results would be the same.

Mitt Romney & Nikki Haley” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by Gage Skidmore