Anthony Weiner made a surprise announcement today.
Weiner said, “If I had it all do over, I would blame Trump like a proper upstanding Democrat.”
The Star Dogfaceponia Reporter, Big Dog, asked Weiner, “Can you elaborate, how is it Trumps Fault?”
Weiner then said, “Well it is clear President Trump framed me, so he could win the Presidency. He lived in New York at the time and you know the rest.”
Big Dog then asked, “How exactly could it have been Trumps fault that you sent the pictures out?”
Weiner responded, “I would have to consult with CNN and MSNBC to truly understand how it was all Trump’s fault. They have assured me it was, and I am happy to know that I am innocent.”
We here at DogFacePonia believe if CNN can blame Cow Gas on Trump they can do anything. We remember they said Weiner was an up and comer for the Democratic party. Man did his Political career explode. It now appears CNN will show he was truly innocent all along, only time will tell if Weiner rises again.