Category Archives: Illegal Aliens
French Parliament Debates Proposal to Introduce ‘Flame-Resistant Berets’ as Mandatory Headwear Amid #FranceOnFire Craze
In a stunning display of fashion-meets-safety, the French Parliament finds itself engulfed in a heated...
Yes, It’s Aliens! (And They’ll be Back When a Distraction is Most Needed)
Over the past few weeks, we have gone from a Chinese “Spy” Weather Balloon to...
Katie Hobbs Plans to Return Arizona To Mexico
In a not-so-shocking Development, Katie Hobbs is making plans to return Arizona to Mexico. However,...
Baby Formula Czar
The country is very upset about the baby formula shortage. A new position is being...
Company Created to Transport Illegal Aliens to DC
Inflation is soaring as is the price of a gallon of gas. As a Bear...
What the What? The US is Working on App to help Illegal Immigrants
Remember the rumor of that mysterious ‘Faceback’ app that could computate what a person looked...
Transitory Ice Cream Inflation
Murphy’s Law says no matter how bad things are they could always get worse. Case...
Biden’s Artistic Solution for Separated Aliens
The Wall Street Journal reported this week that the Biden Administration is in talks with ACLU and private...