Category Archives: Illegal Aliens

French Military in Berets
French Parliament Debates Proposal to Introduce ‘Flame-Resistant Berets’ as Mandatory Headwear Amid #FranceOnFire Craze

In a stunning display of fashion-meets-safety, the French Parliament finds itself engulfed in a heated...

Alien Balloons
Yes, It’s Aliens! (And They’ll be Back When a Distraction is Most Needed)

Over the past few weeks, we have gone from a Chinese “Spy” Weather Balloon to...

Katie Hobbs looking shocked
Katie Hobbs Plans to Return Arizona To Mexico

In a not-so-shocking Development, Katie Hobbs is making plans to return Arizona to Mexico. However,...

Woman with "Not My Czar" sign
Baby Formula Czar

The country is very upset about the baby formula shortage. A new position is being...

Mexican Bus
Company Created to Transport Illegal Aliens to DC

Inflation is soaring as is the price of a gallon of gas. As a Bear...

Gumby Pokey Drunk with Blockheads
What the What? The US is Working on App to help Illegal Immigrants

Remember the rumor of that mysterious ‘Faceback’ app that could computate what a person looked...

Ice Cream Balloons
Transitory Ice Cream Inflation

Murphy’s Law says no matter how bad things are they could always get worse. Case...

Alien Art Mural
Biden’s Artistic Solution for Separated Aliens

The Wall Street Journal reported this week that the Biden Administration is in talks with ACLU and private...