Katie Hobbs Plans to Return Arizona To Mexico

Katie Hobbs looking shocked

In a not-so-shocking Development, Katie Hobbs is making plans to return Arizona to Mexico. However, it is not being done in a way you might expect.

If you know a bit of history you might know that at one point all of Arizona was part of Mexico. With the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, The United States took over vast portions of what had been Mexico following the Mexican-American War. The Gadsden Purchase acquired the rest of what is modern-day Arizona in 1854. We want to let you know Mexico became a free nation from Spain in 1821. All of Arizona has been part of the United States for more than 160 years and none of it was part of Mexico for more than 33.

Many of the Woke in Arizona believe it was stolen from Mexico and should be returned. Katie Hobbs is going to do just that. Though you might think the way of doing this would be to secede and join Mexico somehow. Instead, Hobbs is taking a different path. First Hobbs Got installed as governor with a mix of Bidenism and Stalinism and is continuing it. The New Plan will be called MAXA.

Making Arizona Mexico Again (MAXA)

  • Avoid Debates and Rallies – Joe Biden
  • Sit in the Basement – Joe Biden
  • Control The Votes and Voting Machines – Joseph Stalin
  • Have Machines malfunction at the right moment
  • Have the Police threaten any that do not comply – Joseph Stalin
  • Get the MSM on board to attack your opponent – Biden and Stalin
  • Ignore The Border – Joe Biden
  • Destroy the State by vetoing all Bills passed by the state legislator
  • Let The Cartels Take Control. – Mexico

It could be argued that by doing all of this Arizona is not technically part of Mexico. We can’t call it New Mexico as that name is taken. However, after enough illegal immigration, kidnappings, drug wars, and totally incompetent government it will feel just like Mexico. Soon the illegal immigrants that came to Arizona to escape Mexico will have to escape Arizona.

We here in DogFacePonia think that it might be a good idea to make sure voting machines work in elections going forward if it’s not too late. As for Katie Hobbs, she can be returned to the Cartels as they clearly are her rightful owners.

Image From: “Katie Hobbs” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by Gage Skidmore