Kamala ain’t Black, She didn’t Vote Joe in the Primary

Joe Biden said he would select a Black Woman as a running mate. Instead Joe Biden has selected a not black woman Kamala Harris to be his running mate. She is clearly more diverse than the Black Community as she is partly Asian.

(We might want to have Kamala send in her DNA so we can find out if she is more Cherokee than Elizabeth Warren.)

It is expected Kamala will do most of the running as Joe prefers to stay in the basement. The Stock Market also prefers Joe to remain in the basement as it dropped 400 points when he emerged.

Kamala took jabs at Biden during the primary debates basically calling him racist. She has joined up with Joe because power is more important than principle. “Joe Biden was right when he said it was time to pass the torch to a new generation of Americans 32 years ago. He is still right today.” said Harris during the debates.

It turns out Harris is ready to get the torch when Joe needs to fall asleep or goes to hide in the basement. We just hope we don’t all get torched like Portland as a result.

Image From: “Kamala Harris” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by Gage Skidmore