Hopalong With Biden

President-elect Joe Biden reportedly slipped and twisted his ankle while walking his dog and chewing...

Cyber Monday Doorbuster – Dominion Voting Machines

It’s Cyber Monday! Why loot a store when you can steal an election? We have...

Massive Dumps Exposed

The One Flush(Tm) technology of UberFlush Inc will revolutionize the world and save Democracy. Trump said, “I was...

Time’s Person (Terrible Government Official) of the Year

A county in northern Michigan indicated their support for a resolution put forward by three...

Antifa looks to Ruin Small Business Saturday

Democrats are confused. They do not understand why Trump won’t concede. Nancy Pelosi said “For...

Ain’t Black Friday

So, it’s Black Friday but many of us were denied a normal Thanksgiving due to...

Kraken Scheduled for Release

What is the Kraken and why should we release it. Trump has it in one...

Cuomo Awarded Emmy

Doctor King Cuomo has received the International Emmy Founders Award at Monday’s International Emmy Awards ceremony...

DogFacePonia in Solidarity with Truckers

Truckers are going on strike. Some DogFacePony soldiers were asked to provide help in replacing...

CNN Creates Hoax

Breaking news!! CNN has decided that they are far too biased in favor of liberal...