The Fetterman Files

John and Gisele Fetterman

The mysterious (Not So Mysterious) case of John Fetterman. The Fetterman Files takes a look into who is John Fetterman. Once the Ravage of Pennsylvania low-brow politics (so we are told).

John Fetterman was pushed rather aggressively onto the election scene as an alternative to Dr. Mehmet Oz. Now one can dislike Oz for a lot of things. Not the least of which is his connections to certain famous TV personalities and questionable medical advice. But in regard to Oz’s Public stance on Centrist Conservatism. The Republicans definitely could have found a worse candidate.

However, the Democrats appeared to be so hard up for the worst candidate ever since 2020. They pushed onto the scene a Man who sadly eventually had a stroke and appeared to have not considered recovery as an option.

Although like a “train wreck“, that is hard to miss even when you aren’t looking. The Mean Joe Greene-inspired Ad, left some of us wondering. Was it Satire or a poor attempt to bring much-needed light, upon the often-ignored plight of those with mental disorders and brain injuries?

That said, or as Fetterman once greatly expatiated, “Send me to Washington, D.C. to take on—to make sure I push back against work to work.” We can’t ignore the fact that working to work, is probably not healthy. Unless he was referring to making sure no one in D.C. continued to do any real work.

We may never know for sure.

Although we question anyone from any party or background to lead and make appropriate decisions while suffering from clinical depression. We applauded the fact that we were told he checked himself in to get help. Yet rumors fly as they often do. Some insist that he may in fact be much worse than just depressed as the world turns.

Some even indicated he could be brain-dead, and his voters might be as well. Now we don’t espouse such rumors to be true. One might say they can’t be, but as we all know, our Current Resident in Chief could verily pass a cognition test with flying colors.

It is what the MSM has said to be true, so we shouldn’t deny it right. Don’t forget, the Earth really is Flat, we really did go to the Moon and Covid Vaccines stopped the spread. Still, that has nothing to do with any of this, so we digress.

So, who is John Fetterman really? Is this a plot for sympathy for the leading Democrat candidate for 2024? Is this an attempt to distract from the Twitter Files exposing corruption, or is this once cognitively healthy man in a serious fight for his mental health? We here at DogFacePonia will let you decide.

Image From: Governor Tom Wolf from Harrisburg, PA, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons