AOC Almost Murdered in Traffic by the Capital Police

AOC laughing face

AOC, the perpetual victim, was almost murdered once again. This time by the Capital Police. AOC and other lawmakers were almost arrested recently during a Pro-Death, I mean Abortion Rights, demonstration in front of the Supreme Court. The lawmakers were also almost handcuffed. Interesting the Capital Police were also involved in another almost murder involving AOC on January 6th 2021.

The Capital Police saw AOC was in danger standing in traffic, they told her to get out of the road. She then told the police “cuff me and do it hard” it was as if she had said many times before. The police instead arrested her and she pretended they cuffed her hard.

Next AOC promptly claimed they almost murdered her and that we need to defund the police. Of course we know that almost murder is not a real crime and so no one will not be charged.

Capital Police Received a Tip

Little does AOC know that the Capital Police got a tip from Cassidy Hutchinson that Ted Cruz might be in a car near by. Ted Cruz according to AOC almost murdered her once before by choosing to protest the fraudulent election. We asked Cassidy Hutchinson what happened and she told us “[her] best friend’s, sister’s boyfriend’s, brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ted Cruz try to take the wheel from his driver.” We guess it is pretty serious! This was the most heinous murder attempt since Trump tried to take the wheel. Soon enough the Left may erect “Save AOC” signs on water towers.

All this is very interesting as we didn’t know the Capital Police arrested non-trump supporters for illegally parading and blocking traffic. Our guess is that these protesters will not be locked in prison for more than a year on charges of insurrection or parading.

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