Author Archives: Dogfaceponia

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Biden Ukrainian Balloon Brigade Attack

With the tanks now delivered to Ukraine, The Biden is looking for new ways to...

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National Archives to Offer Classes on Classified Documents

The National Archives are disappointed. It seems nobody takes care of documents anymore. Can you...

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Tax Season: It’s like Christmas for Accountants and Those Who Like to See Others Suffer.

Tax Season is here. It’s like a sick twisted fantasy time for people who love...

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New Covid Strain Covid-ABST and What it Means For You

Alert!!! There is a new variant of Covid just discovered Covid-ABST (called Covid Absentia). This...

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DOJ Announces Special Counsel to Ignore Hunter Biden

The Department of Justice announced the creation of a new special counsel to ignore Hunter...

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How Would You Describe the Biden (P)Residency so far?

In this winter haze, we at DogFacePonia decided to look back on the Biden Presidency...

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What is an Omnibus Bill Anyhow?

When we first heard the word Omnibus, we thought it might be a new variant...

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Jan 6th Commitee refers Trump to DOJ for Biden’s Crimes

The January 6th Committee announced today that they are running out of time to waste....

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Senator Slumlord Warnock Named as Top Hypocrite in Congress

Finding Hypocrites is not hard to do in Washington. You can literally find them right...

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Going Into the Mind of Fetterman Voters

When John Fetterman was announced as winner of the election for Senate to represent Pennsylvania,...