Author Archives: Dogfaceponia

Chicago Reelects Equity, Inclusion and Rampant Crime

In a tight race between 2 Democrats for Chicago Mayor. Brandon Johnson defeated Paul Valles...

Trump an “Evil Document Villain” says Democrats

In what may go down in history as the most pathetic attempt to bring down...

Beware of the Coming Clippy Apocalypse

Microsoft recently announced the cancellation of its AI Ethics Team. This is so the AI...

Katie Hobbs Plans to Return Arizona To Mexico

In a not-so-shocking Development, Katie Hobbs is making plans to return Arizona to Mexico. However,...

Recent Poll Says Pete Buttigieg is Worst Secretary in US History

A recent poll taken by DogFacePonia concluded that Pete Buttigieg is the worst Secretary in...

AOC Almost Murdered by Superbowl Ad

In stunning Superbowl news it was reported today that AOC was almost murdered while watching...

Biden Ukrainian Balloon Brigade Attack

With the tanks now delivered to Ukraine, The Biden is looking for new ways to...

National Archives to Offer Classes on Classified Documents

The National Archives are disappointed. It seems nobody takes care of documents anymore. Can you...

Tax Season: It’s like Christmas for Accountants and Those Who Like to See Others Suffer.

Tax Season is here. It’s like a sick twisted fantasy time for people who love...

New Covid Strain Covid-ABST and What it Means For You

Alert!!! There is a new variant of Covid just discovered Covid-ABST (called Covid Absentia). This...