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Fairy Tales
Biden’s “Build Better Basement” Is Needed or We Will Lose Democracy.
The rush is on. The White House is disinfecting the entire place to make the...
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Election Media Politics
Secret Service Declares Trump Rally in Butler Mostly Peaceful
Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has declared Trump’s Rally in Bulter was mostly peaceful. She...
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Politics
The Shot That Woke the World
Our fellow Americans, friends, sympathetic ears from around the World. The truths that have presented...
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Fairy Tales
AOC Almost Murdered by The Constitution
In shocking news, reportedly AOC was almost murdered by the Constitution of the United States....
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Election Medicine
Signs You May Have Dementia
There has been a lot of discussion about dementia in the news. If people are...
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The Dylan Mulvaney Campaign Goes South
Unless you have been lost at sea, you probably know that Bud Light has had...
Hey Secret Service, Who Left Cocaine in The White House?
So, Cocaine was found in the White House. Now the Secret Service has informed America,...
Bidenomics : Does Anyone Know What It Is?
When Joe Biden announced the new marketing campaign Bidenomics, we thought it was a joke....
SCOTUS rules “The Constitution doesn’t care about your feelings.”
In a 6-3 ruling in the case of Your Feelings vs. The Constitution. The Supreme...
Swalwell Offers Schiff his Ex’s Number
Adam Schiff and Eric Swalwell have a lot in common. They represent California, and both...
The Brothers of Perpetual Manhood
A new group has been founded in response to recent events. They are calling themselves...
Trannequins Coming to a Department Store Near You
Department stores have been struggling in recent times. Kohls’s, Macy’s, JC Penney have been struggling...
Senate Democrats Look to Increase the Debt Ceiling to Googol Dollars
Senate Democrats and Mitch McConnell introduced a bill to increase the United States’ debt ceiling...
Trump Found Liable of Being Trump
When the civil court in New York found Trump liable to the tune of $5...
AOC Receives Increased Almost Murder Threats after Tucker Fired
In shocking news, AOC has revealed she has received an increased number of almost murder...
