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Election Politics War
Putin Critically …
Putin has long been rumored to be critically ill with various diseases. Putin has “already...
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Business
Horned Comet Looking for Lakeside Property
The twin-tailed ice comet is in view for most people of Earth. Some are calling...
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Economy
Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2023 Edition
Each year we here at DogFaceponia try to do some service for the community. What...
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Economy Politics
Newsom to Close Border to Tax-Escaping Californians
California Governor Gavin Newsom has announced plans to close the State’s borders to tax-escaping Californians....
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War
Democrats Confused Bad Deals with Terrorists leads to more Terrorists
Hamas an Iranian Linked Terrorist group attacked Israel and ruthlessly killed and kidnapped Israeli Citizens...
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Chicago Reelects Equity, Inclusion and Rampant Crime
In a tight race between 2 Democrats for Chicago Mayor. Brandon Johnson defeated Paul Valles...
Trump an “Evil Document Villain” says Democrats
In what may go down in history as the most pathetic attempt to bring down...
Beware of the Coming Clippy Apocalypse
Microsoft recently announced the cancellation of its AI Ethics Team. This is so the AI...
Katie Hobbs Plans to Return Arizona To Mexico
In a not-so-shocking Development, Katie Hobbs is making plans to return Arizona to Mexico. However,...
Recent Poll Says Pete Buttigieg is Worst Secretary in US History
A recent poll taken by DogFacePonia concluded that Pete Buttigieg is the worst Secretary in...
AOC Almost Murdered by Superbowl Ad
In stunning Superbowl news it was reported today that AOC was almost murdered while watching...
Biden Ukrainian Balloon Brigade Attack
With the tanks now delivered to Ukraine, The Biden is looking for new ways to...
National Archives to Offer Classes on Classified Documents
The National Archives are disappointed. It seems nobody takes care of documents anymore. Can you...
Tax Season: It’s like Christmas for Accountants and Those Who Like to See Others Suffer.
Tax Season is here. It’s like a sick twisted fantasy time for people who love...
New Covid Strain Covid-ABST and What it Means For You
Alert!!! There is a new variant of Covid just discovered Covid-ABST (called Covid Absentia). This...
