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Nvidia Seeks CEO “With Integrity” — Eric Swalwell Emerges as Strong Contender
Jensen Huang resigned as Nvidia CEO after reports of multiple affairs, one involving a woman...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals: 2026 Edition
Each Halloween we at Dogfaceponia perform our most sacred civic duty: creating a list of...
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History
The Revolt: 250 Years After
Roughly 250 years ago, a handful of tax-weary gentlemen with excellent quills and questionable wigs...
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The Kill Switch Secret Service Stars in New WHCD Farce: “No Kill Switch, Just Killjoys”The Kill Switch
At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, the Secret Service once again proved they operate on...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition
It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming...
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The Brothers of Perpetual Manhood
A new group has been founded in response to recent events. They are calling themselves...
Trannequins Coming to a Department Store Near You
Department stores have been struggling in recent times. Kohls’s, Macy’s, JC Penney have been struggling...
Senate Democrats Look to Increase the Debt Ceiling to Googol Dollars
Senate Democrats and Mitch McConnell introduced a bill to increase the United States’ debt ceiling...
Trump Found Liable of Being Trump
When the civil court in New York found Trump liable to the tune of $5...
AOC Receives Increased Almost Murder Threats after Tucker Fired
In shocking news, AOC has revealed she has received an increased number of almost murder...
Looking Over The Available Talent
DogFacePonia has long thought about getting into the Video Business. It’s all the rage and...
Democrats Look to Create New Holiday for Fetterman Resurrection
It’s The Easter Season and The Democrats are excited for the Resurrection. Not of Jesus...
Chicago Reelects Equity, Inclusion and Rampant Crime
In a tight race between 2 Democrats for Chicago Mayor. Brandon Johnson defeated Paul Valles...
Trump an “Evil Document Villain” says Democrats
In what may go down in history as the most pathetic attempt to bring down...
Beware of the Coming Clippy Apocalypse
Microsoft recently announced the cancellation of its AI Ethics Team. This is so the AI...