Author Archives: Dogfaceponia
Election Politics
DEI in FEMA Recovery
Goal 1 of FEMA’s Strategic Plan was to “instill equity as a foundation of emergency...
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Business Economy
Baby Oil Under Assault.
Diddy was jailed after the FBI found 1000 bottles of baby oil on his property....
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Election Fairy Tales Politics
ABC Leaks the Debate Rule Modifications
DogFaceponia undercover spies have reported on last-minute alterations that ABC is making to support Kamala...
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Music
Kamala Kameleon
DogFacePonia has created a great song lyrics for a new song about Kamala Harris. It...
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Fairy Tales Legal Politics
Probation Report and Sentence Recommendation for Felon D***** T****
The probation department has interviewed convicted felon D***** T****. They now making recommendations concerning possible...
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AOC Receives Increased Almost Murder Threats after Tucker Fired
In shocking news, AOC has revealed she has received an increased number of almost murder...
Looking Over The Available Talent
DogFacePonia has long thought about getting into the Video Business. It’s all the rage and...
Democrats Look to Create New Holiday for Fetterman Resurrection
It’s The Easter Season and The Democrats are excited for the Resurrection. Not of Jesus...
Chicago Reelects Equity, Inclusion and Rampant Crime
In a tight race between 2 Democrats for Chicago Mayor. Brandon Johnson defeated Paul Valles...
Trump an “Evil Document Villain” says Democrats
In what may go down in history as the most pathetic attempt to bring down...
Beware of the Coming Clippy Apocalypse
Microsoft recently announced the cancellation of its AI Ethics Team. This is so the AI...
Katie Hobbs Plans to Return Arizona To Mexico
In a not-so-shocking Development, Katie Hobbs is making plans to return Arizona to Mexico. However,...
Recent Poll Says Pete Buttigieg is Worst Secretary in US History
A recent poll taken by DogFacePonia concluded that Pete Buttigieg is the worst Secretary in...
AOC Almost Murdered by Superbowl Ad
In stunning Superbowl news it was reported today that AOC was almost murdered while watching...
Biden Ukrainian Balloon Brigade Attack
With the tanks now delivered to Ukraine, The Biden is looking for new ways to...