Author Archives: Dogfaceponia

Recent Poll Says Pete Buttigieg is Worst Secretary in US History

A recent poll taken by DogFacePonia concluded that Pete Buttigieg is the worst Secretary in...

AOC Almost Murdered by Superbowl Ad

In stunning Superbowl news it was reported today that AOC was almost murdered while watching...

Biden Ukrainian Balloon Brigade Attack

With the tanks now delivered to Ukraine, The Biden is looking for new ways to...

National Archives to Offer Classes on Classified Documents

The National Archives are disappointed. It seems nobody takes care of documents anymore. Can you...

Tax Season: It’s like Christmas for Accountants and Those Who Like to See Others Suffer.

Tax Season is here. It’s like a sick twisted fantasy time for people who love...

New Covid Strain Covid-ABST and What it Means For You

Alert!!! There is a new variant of Covid just discovered Covid-ABST (called Covid Absentia). This...

DOJ Announces Special Counsel to Ignore Hunter Biden

The Department of Justice announced the creation of a new special counsel to ignore Hunter...

How Would You Describe the Biden (P)Residency so far?

In this winter haze, we at DogFacePonia decided to look back on the Biden Presidency...

What is an Omnibus Bill Anyhow?

When we first heard the word Omnibus, we thought it might be a new variant...

Jan 6th Commitee refers Trump to DOJ for Biden’s Crimes

The January 6th Committee announced today that they are running out of time to waste....