Author Archives: Dogfaceponia

Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon looking for work
Looking Over The Available Talent

DogFacePonia has long thought about getting into the Video Business. It’s all the rage and...

Fetterman Rises from the dead on the 3rd day.
Democrats Look to Create New Holiday for Fetterman Resurrection

It’s The Easter Season and The Democrats are excited for the Resurrection. Not of Jesus...

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson
Chicago Reelects Equity, Inclusion and Rampant Crime

In a tight race between 2 Democrats for Chicago Mayor. Brandon Johnson defeated Paul Valles...

Trump and A pile of Documents
Trump an “Evil Document Villain” says Democrats

In what may go down in history as the most pathetic attempt to bring down...

Clippy Apocalypse
Beware of the Coming Clippy Apocalypse

Microsoft recently announced the cancellation of its AI Ethics Team. This is so the AI...

Katie Hobbs looking shocked
Katie Hobbs Plans to Return Arizona To Mexico

In a not-so-shocking Development, Katie Hobbs is making plans to return Arizona to Mexico. However,...

Pete Buttigieg with mic
Recent Poll Says Pete Buttigieg is Worst Secretary in US History

A recent poll taken by DogFacePonia concluded that Pete Buttigieg is the worst Secretary in...

AOC looking outraged
AOC Almost Murdered by Superbowl Ad

In stunning Superbowl news it was reported today that AOC was almost murdered while watching...

popped balloons all over a room
Biden Ukrainian Balloon Brigade Attack

With the tanks now delivered to Ukraine, The Biden is looking for new ways to...

FBI Agent with mask and carrying a Top-Secret document box.
National Archives to Offer Classes on Classified Documents

The National Archives are disappointed. It seems nobody takes care of documents anymore. Can you...