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Corona Beer Found to Work as Inoculation for Corona Virus
Scientists while working as fast as possible to create a vaccine for corona virus, discovered...
All Natural DFP Oil is the New CBD
All Natural (Dog Face Pony) DFP Oil is a new product and is better than...
Pope Against Creation of Terminators
Vatican City- The Pope recently began work on setting guidelines for the creation of AI...
Trogdor Burninates DogFacePonia
Trogdor the Burninator has arrived in DogFacePonia. Reports are in that Trogdor who normally burninates...
Cincinnati Reds just looking to beat the Pirates
Cincinnati – In 2019 The Cincinnati Reds had a mediocre season and managed to finish...
Corona Beer Maker to introduce Influenza Beer
Constellation Brands (STZ), Which makes Corona Beer has announced they will be making a new beer...
Rod Blagojevich announces he is running for President as a Trumpocrat
Chicago,IL – Rod Blagojevich has announced a 3rd party run for the Presidency as a...
Joe Biden Says he was Arrested by Lying Dog Face Pony Soldiers while trying to visit Nelson Mandela
Charleston, SC – In a recent interview Joe Biden was asked about his comments regarding...
White Sox Sign Useless Utility Infielder to a $3.25 Million Contract
Chicago, IL – The Chicago White Sox have signed useless utility infielder, Leroy Garcia, to...
Welcome to DogFacePonia
Here at DogFacePonia we want to welcome you to a land of fairy tales. We...