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Fairy Tales
Biden’s “Build Better Basement” Is Needed or We Will Lose Democracy.
The rush is on. The White House is disinfecting the entire place to make the...
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Election Media Politics
Secret Service Declares Trump Rally in Butler Mostly Peaceful
Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has declared Trump’s Rally in Bulter was mostly peaceful. She...
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Politics
The Shot That Woke the World
Our fellow Americans, friends, sympathetic ears from around the World. The truths that have presented...
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Fairy Tales
AOC Almost Murdered by The Constitution
In shocking news, reportedly AOC was almost murdered by the Constitution of the United States....
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Election Medicine
Signs You May Have Dementia
There has been a lot of discussion about dementia in the news. If people are...
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Corona Beer Found to Work as Inoculation for Corona Virus
Scientists while working as fast as possible to create a vaccine for corona virus, discovered...
All Natural DFP Oil is the New CBD
All Natural (Dog Face Pony) DFP Oil is a new product and is better than...
Pope Against Creation of Terminators
Vatican City- The Pope recently began work on setting guidelines for the creation of AI...
Trogdor Burninates DogFacePonia
Trogdor the Burninator has arrived in DogFacePonia. Reports are in that Trogdor who normally burninates...
Cincinnati Reds just looking to beat the Pirates
Cincinnati – In 2019 The Cincinnati Reds had a mediocre season and managed to finish...
Corona Beer Maker to introduce Influenza Beer
Constellation Brands (STZ), Which makes Corona Beer has announced they will be making a new beer...
Rod Blagojevich announces he is running for President as a Trumpocrat
Chicago,IL – Rod Blagojevich has announced a 3rd party run for the Presidency as a...
Joe Biden Says he was Arrested by Lying Dog Face Pony Soldiers while trying to visit Nelson Mandela
Charleston, SC – In a recent interview Joe Biden was asked about his comments regarding...
White Sox Sign Useless Utility Infielder to a $3.25 Million Contract
Chicago, IL – The Chicago White Sox have signed useless utility infielder, Leroy Garcia, to...
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