Author Archives: Dogfaceponia
People consider using Stimulus Money as Toilet Paper
As the Fed and Department of the Treasury continue to print money, some people are...
Illinois Governor extends Stay at home to keep Rod Blagojevich imprisoned
Illinois Governor J D Pritzker has extended the shelter in place order for Illinois to...
MLB puts itself on the 60 Day IL
Major League baseball decided today to put the entire league on the 60 day IL(formally...
Guinness Virus Spreading
Dublin, Ireland – A worker at the Guinness Brewery in Dublin has apparently infected all...
Biden vs. Bidet
In these dire times we need a solution to our great problems. Toilet Paper is...
US expects modest 10% population increase due to Coronavirus
The United States is expecting a 10% increase in population about 9 months from now....
Corona Beer Found to Work as Inoculation for Corona Virus
Scientists while working as fast as possible to create a vaccine for corona virus, discovered...
All Natural DFP Oil is the New CBD
All Natural (Dog Face Pony) DFP Oil is a new product and is better than...
Pope Against Creation of Terminators
Vatican City- The Pope recently began work on setting guidelines for the creation of AI...
Trogdor Burninates DogFacePonia
Trogdor the Burninator has arrived in DogFacePonia. Reports are in that Trogdor who normally burninates...