Author Archives: Dogfaceponia
Fairy Tales
Biden’s “Build Better Basement” Is Needed or We Will Lose Democracy.
The rush is on. The White House is disinfecting the entire place to make the...
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Election Media Politics
Secret Service Declares Trump Rally in Butler Mostly Peaceful
Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has declared Trump’s Rally in Bulter was mostly peaceful. She...
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Politics
The Shot That Woke the World
Our fellow Americans, friends, sympathetic ears from around the World. The truths that have presented...
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Fairy Tales
AOC Almost Murdered by The Constitution
In shocking news, reportedly AOC was almost murdered by the Constitution of the United States....
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Election Medicine
Signs You May Have Dementia
There has been a lot of discussion about dementia in the news. If people are...
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Following Rhode Island’s Lead America plans to change it’s name
Following Rhode Island’s plan to change it’s name, America will changes it’s name. “America has...
All Presidential Monuments should be torn down besides Lincoln, Obama, Buchanan, and Nixon
Opinion – After exhaustive research Dogfaceponia has determined that Monuments are only allowed for 4...
Man Arrested after looting Target blames the sign
Minneapolis, MN – A Minnesota man with no prior criminal record was arrested early Monday...
Desperate man pays Mortgage by purchasing 1000 Barrels of Oil
A Man in Dogfaceponia had recently lost his job and was looking for a way...
People consider using Stimulus Money as Toilet Paper
As the Fed and Department of the Treasury continue to print money, some people are...
Illinois Governor extends Stay at home to keep Rod Blagojevich imprisoned
Illinois Governor J D Pritzker has extended the shelter in place order for Illinois to...
MLB puts itself on the 60 Day IL
Major League baseball decided today to put the entire league on the 60 day IL(formally...
Guinness Virus Spreading
Dublin, Ireland – A worker at the Guinness Brewery in Dublin has apparently infected all...
Biden vs. Bidet
In these dire times we need a solution to our great problems. Toilet Paper is...
US expects modest 10% population increase due to Coronavirus
The United States is expecting a 10% increase in population about 9 months from now....
