Author Archives: Dogfaceponia
Business Economy
Baby Oil Under Assault.
Diddy was jailed after the FBI found 1000 bottles of baby oil on his property....
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Election Fairy Tales Politics
ABC Leaks the Debate Rule Modifications
DogFaceponia undercover spies have reported on last-minute alterations that ABC is making to support Kamala...
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Music
Kamala Kameleon
DogFacePonia has created a great song lyrics for a new song about Kamala Harris. It...
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Fairy Tales Legal Politics
Probation Report and Sentence Recommendation for Felon D***** T****
The probation department has interviewed convicted felon D***** T****. They now making recommendations concerning possible...
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Fairy Tales
Godfather of operating systems: The Trump and Kennedy Story
The question on everyone's lips is whether the Godfather will step in once more to...
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Subliminal Messages in Captions Inciting Tensions
Bad captions not racism, xenophobia, etc. are responsible for tensions. Children are making excessive noise...
Following Rhode Island’s Lead America plans to change it’s name
Following Rhode Island’s plan to change it’s name, America will changes it’s name. “America has...
All Presidential Monuments should be torn down besides Lincoln, Obama, Buchanan, and Nixon
Opinion – After exhaustive research Dogfaceponia has determined that Monuments are only allowed for 4...
Man Arrested after looting Target blames the sign
Minneapolis, MN – A Minnesota man with no prior criminal record was arrested early Monday...
Desperate man pays Mortgage by purchasing 1000 Barrels of Oil
A Man in Dogfaceponia had recently lost his job and was looking for a way...
People consider using Stimulus Money as Toilet Paper
As the Fed and Department of the Treasury continue to print money, some people are...
Illinois Governor extends Stay at home to keep Rod Blagojevich imprisoned
Illinois Governor J D Pritzker has extended the shelter in place order for Illinois to...
MLB puts itself on the 60 Day IL
Major League baseball decided today to put the entire league on the 60 day IL(formally...
Guinness Virus Spreading
Dublin, Ireland – A worker at the Guinness Brewery in Dublin has apparently infected all...
Biden vs. Bidet
In these dire times we need a solution to our great problems. Toilet Paper is...