Author Archives: Dogfaceponia

Foxx plans to Mishandle Lightfoot Arrested Rioters

Chicago – After violence trashed Michigan Ave and Ronald McDonald House not to mention blocking...

DogFacePonia Best on Twitter as The Babylon Bee Suspended

Briefly today DogFacePonia was the best Satire News site on Twitter as The Babylon Bee...

OANN is a New Trigger Word

Liberals on CNN describe OANN OANN is a dumpster-fire. OANN is QAnon news pretending to...

White Cake Reparations

A ‘white’ suburban family living near Chicago is having a birthday party for their daughter,...

“RIGHT” Reasons to Keep Schools Closed

There are many reasons to open the schools and we here at DogFacePonia don’t have...

Obama to be awarded 2nd Nobel Peace Prize for Israel/UAE Peace deal.

The Trump Administration announced that it had worked with UAE and Israel to broker a...

Kamala ain’t Black, She didn’t Vote Joe in the Primary

Joe Biden said he would select a Black Woman as a running mate. Instead Joe...

10 ways to SOCIALism Distance

We here in Dogfaceponia want to encourage everyone to social distance for your health. But...

Media outraged as Trump Runs Post Office Like a Business

The media is outraged. The Trump Administration has gone too far this time. Reorganization has...

I Sense Much Fear in You Young Biden

We sat down with Master Yoda for an interview to discuss the Election DogfacePonia: What...