Author Archives: Dogfaceponia

Democrats planning when Biden will get COVID

An anonymous source has informed Dogfaceponia that the Democrats are working on a plan to...

114% of Donald Trump Rallies Peaceful

We found out today that a study showed that 93% of BLM protests were peaceful....

Biden Blames Bush for Portland Riots

Joe Biden announced that George Bush is to blame for the violence in Portland and...

Police Separate Rand Paul from Supporters

Washington DC – Rand Paul was surrounded by supporters last night shouting “Say Her Name!!”...

MLB Excited to Play at Least Half The Games

After activating itself from the IL (DL but we had to change to IL because...

Riots are Way More Fun When the Police Come

In Kenosha, a rioter said call the police after being shot at by a business...

Portland Peaceful Protests Enter Energizer Bunny Phase

With Portland Riots passing the 100 day mark, the Protests have reached a new phase,...

Time to Tear Down The Great (Border) Wall of China

Opinion – Let’s start with some Liberal Logic. Walls are bad. We know that a...

New Poll Shows Biden in Distant 3rd

A New Poll was conducted in conjunction with the Find a Biden Sign Competition. During...

DNC Day 3 – Kamala Goes into the Danger Zone

Tired of Top Gun References? We have to do something to make this DNC Convention...