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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!
When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what...
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Fairy Tales
Kamala Automatic Teleprompter Plan (KATPLAN)
Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is...
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Election Politics
DEI in FEMA Recovery
Goal 1 of FEMA’s Strategic Plan was to “instill equity as a foundation of emergency...
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Business Economy
Baby Oil Under Assault.
Diddy was jailed after the FBI found 1000 bottles of baby oil on his property....
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Arsonists in Oregon Confused to be Arrested
With wildfires raging on the west coast. Authorities have made several arrests for arson. The...
NFL Starts Season Missing One Thing … Fans
The NFL (kNeeling Football League) started the new season tonight to no applause. Not even...
Democrats planning when Biden will get COVID
An anonymous source has informed Dogfaceponia that the Democrats are working on a plan to...
114% of Donald Trump Rallies Peaceful
We found out today that a study showed that 93% of BLM protests were peaceful....
Biden Blames Bush for Portland Riots
Joe Biden announced that George Bush is to blame for the violence in Portland and...
Police Separate Rand Paul from Supporters
Washington DC – Rand Paul was surrounded by supporters last night shouting “Say Her Name!!”...
MLB Excited to Play at Least Half The Games
After activating itself from the IL (DL but we had to change to IL because...
Riots are Way More Fun When the Police Come
In Kenosha, a rioter said call the police after being shot at by a business...
Portland Peaceful Protests Enter Energizer Bunny Phase
With Portland Riots passing the 100 day mark, the Protests have reached a new phase,...
Time to Tear Down The Great (Border) Wall of China
Opinion – Let’s start with some Liberal Logic. Walls are bad. We know that a...