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Hydroxychloroquine May Cure Cancer in Ponies

Hydroxychloroquine the much-maligned wonder drug has been shown in some studies to cure cancers. DogfacePonia...

Explosion Makes Beirut Look Like Portland

Beruit, Lebanon – A massive explosion in Beruit killed 135 people, injured 5000 and leveled...

Ellen to be fired by Trump

Ellen has been under fire lately for the toxic and hostile work environment created on...

Kaepernick to Join Paw Patrol

There has been concern all the way up to the White House that Paw Patrol...

Nothing to See in Epstein Files, Move Along

According to the Main Stream Media there is nothing to see in the Epstein Files....

Jesus Refuses to Return in 2020

Some have speculated that 2020 will be the end of the world. We have a...

Portland Riot Immunity

Portland, OR – For what may be the first time in history, Immunologists and Legal...

Stimulating Reparations

It has become apparent we need a another stimulus package. A new lock-down is coming...

Rioters in Portland Confused They Got Arrested

Rioters who have been burning the city of Portland for 50 days were confused when...

Smoking Nuns need Birth Control

The Supreme Count of the United States, in a 7-2 ruling, has voted that The...