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Fairy Tales
AOC Almost Murdered by The Constitution
In shocking news, reportedly AOC was almost murdered by the Constitution of the United States....
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Election Medicine
Signs You May Have Dementia
There has been a lot of discussion about dementia in the news. If people are...
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Election Fairy Tales Politics
DogFacePonia Debate Predictions Debunked
The DogFacePonia predictions for the Presidential debate were totally off the mark. The drinking game got...
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Election Fairy Tales Politics
CNN Presidential Debate Predictions
Red Bull, Bud Light and Depends are the sponsors for the debate. We at DogFacePonia...
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Election Legal
Democrats Confused Do They Need a Trump Mistrial
Reports surfaced that a member of the Trump jury revealed the verdict to a relative...
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I Sense Much Fear in You Young Biden
We sat down with Master Yoda for an interview to discuss the Election DogfacePonia: What...
Hydroxychloroquine May Cure Cancer in Ponies
Hydroxychloroquine the much-maligned wonder drug has been shown in some studies to cure cancers. DogfacePonia...
Explosion Makes Beirut Look Like Portland
Beruit, Lebanon – A massive explosion in Beruit killed 135 people, injured 5000 and leveled...
Ellen to be fired by Trump
Ellen has been under fire lately for the toxic and hostile work environment created on...
Kaepernick to Join Paw Patrol
There has been concern all the way up to the White House that Paw Patrol...
Nothing to See in Epstein Files, Move Along
According to the Main Stream Media there is nothing to see in the Epstein Files....
Jesus Refuses to Return in 2020
Some have speculated that 2020 will be the end of the world. We have a...
Portland Riot Immunity
Portland, OR – For what may be the first time in history, Immunologists and Legal...
Stimulating Reparations
It has become apparent we need a another stimulus package. A new lock-down is coming...
Rioters in Portland Confused They Got Arrested
Rioters who have been burning the city of Portland for 50 days were confused when...
