Author Archives: Dogfaceponia

MLB puts itself on the 60 Day IL

Major League baseball decided today to put the entire league on the 60 day IL(formally...

Guinness Virus Spreading

Dublin, Ireland – A worker at the Guinness brewery in Dublin has apparently infected all...

Biden vs. Bidet

In these dire times we need a solution to our great problems. Toilet Paper is...

US expects modest 10% population increase due to Coronavirus

The United States is expecting a 10% increase in population about 9 months from now....

Corona Beer Found to Work as Inoculation for Corona Virus

Scientists while working as fast as possible to create a vaccine for corona virus, discovered...

All Natural DFP Oil is the New CBD

All Natural (Dog Face Pony) DFP Oil is a new product and is better than...

Pope Against Creation of Terminators

Vatican City- The Pope recently began work on setting guidelines for the creation of AI...

Trogdar the Burninator
Trogdor Burninates DogFacePonia

Trogdor the Burninator has arrived in DogFacePonia. Reports are in that Trogdor who normally burninates...

Dusty Baker in Reds Uniform
Cincinnati Reds just looking to beat the Pirates

Cincinnati – In 2019 The Cincinnati Reds had a mediocre season and managed to finish...

Corona 6 Pack of Beer
Corona Beer Maker to introduce Influenza Beer

Constellation Brands (STZ), Which makes Corona Beer has announced they will be making a new beer...