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Nvidia Seeks CEO “With Integrity” — Eric Swalwell Emerges as Strong Contender
Jensen Huang resigned as Nvidia CEO after reports of multiple affairs, one involving a woman...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals: 2026 Edition
Each Halloween we at Dogfaceponia perform our most sacred civic duty: creating a list of...
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History
The Revolt: 250 Years After
Roughly 250 years ago, a handful of tax-weary gentlemen with excellent quills and questionable wigs...
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The Kill Switch Secret Service Stars in New WHCD Farce: “No Kill Switch, Just Killjoys”The Kill Switch
At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, the Secret Service once again proved they operate on...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition
It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming...
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Nothing to See in Epstein Files, Move Along
According to the Main Stream Media there is nothing to see in the Epstein Files....
Jesus Refuses to Return in 2020
Some have speculated that 2020 will be the end of the world. We have a...
Portland Riot Immunity
Portland, OR – For what may be the first time in history, Immunologists and Legal...
Stimulating Reparations
It has become apparent we need a another stimulus package. A new lock-down is coming...
Rioters in Portland Confused They Got Arrested
Rioters who have been burning the city of Portland for 50 days were confused when...
Smoking Nuns need Birth Control
The Supreme Count of the United States, in a 7-2 ruling, has voted that The...
Kanye Running for Pope
In a new tweet today, just one day after announcing he is running for president,...
Scott Stapp, Nickelback or Trapt
Here at DogFacePonia we feel we could use a song. Maybe an Anthem for the...
Typhoid Willie Spreads Disease
We all know the story of Typhoid Mary. She was a carrier of typhoid. She...
China Planning A New Virus After the Success of Coronavirus
Coming off the huge success of the COVID-19, China is planning a new pandemic. They...