Author Archives: Dogfaceponia
Supreme Court to Rule on Undead Votes
With Warlocks and Necromancy on the rise (particularly in Georgia), Trump lawyers have challenged undead...
Antifa looks to Ruin Small Business Saturday
Democrats are confused. They do not understand why Trump won’t concede. Nancy Pelosi said “For...
Ain’t Black Friday
So, it’s Black Friday but many of us were denied a normal Thanksgiving due to...
The Office of Senator Non-elect Biden
Joe Biden has lost the election for Senate in Dogfaceponia. The vote was close. Willie...
Cuomo Wishes America Had No Good News During the Trump Presidency
King Cuomo came out today and said it was bad news that The Covid-19 vacine...
Mundane details of the Michigan Voting Glitch
Dogfaceponia has sent in some Pony soldiers to discover the truth about what happened with...
The Main Stream Media Declares Itself Victorious Over Trump
The Main stream Media declared itself victorious over Trump. It was a hard fought 5...
Nevada Giving Gamblers More Time to Place Bets on the Election
Carson City – Nevada has stopped counting in order to give gamblers more time to...
“I don’t want to talk to you” Winning in Exit Polls.
Exit polls are being conducted around the Nation as we try to determine who will...
Liberals Blame Trump for Asteroid
Astronomers are saying an asteroid could hit the earth on November 2nd the day before...