Category Archives: Legal
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition
It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming...
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Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed...
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Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one,...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!
When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what...
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Merrick Garland Plans to Investigate January 6th Until They Find a Crime Trump Committed
Merrick Garland announced today that the DOJ will continue to investigate January 6th until they...
Capital Complex Invaded Again by Seven Democrats and a Donkey
People woke up June 17th to the news of another capital incursion. This new insurrection...
Baby Formula Czar
The country is very upset about the baby formula shortage. A new position is being...
Killery and The Corrupt Courts
The Jury found Michael Sussman not guilty of lying to the FBI. The Jury came...
Guarding Hunter Biden
In 2004 the cheesy romantic comedy Chasing Liberty with Mandy Moore hit the theaters. It...
Biden is Upset About Intelligence Leaks
It appears Joe Biden is very upset and taking intelligence leaks very seriously. Numerous meetings...
Trudeau and Putin Come to an Agreement on Definition of Peace
Vladimir Putin and Justin Trudeau came to a historic peace agreement. The Agreement was quite...
AOC Almost Murdered Again! By Her Own Choices!
Today AOC let us know Florida is responsible for almost murder, by not having a...
Second Amendment Doesn’t Cover SUVs
According to leaked backroom discussions, the Biden Administration sees some vehicles, such as SUVs and...
A New Woke Bill
This morning a new bill was introduced in the House requiring citizens to remove any...