Category Archives: Politics

Punxsutawney Joe and Trump’s Shadow

Groundhog Day is coming. But it feels like we are already there. Like the movie,...

Collection of Keys
Do I need Keys for that?

It Turns out that having an extra set of keys is not a bad idea,...

Emperor (almost) Dissolves Republic

In a move that shocked the Republic, Emperor Biden tried to dissolve Congress. Expert witnesses...

MyPillow Confiscation

After recent events of the MyPillow Insurrection the growing danger seems to be clear to...

Make Impeachment Great Again

The Congress is moving to change impeachment as covered in the Constitution. Besides removal from...

White House
Biden Back to the Basement. Assures Voters “Build Better Basement” Is Needed or We Will Lose Democracy.

The rush is on.  The White House is disinfecting the entire place to make the...

Leaked – Joe’s Inaugural Address

Deepcover Agents here at DogFacePonia have been able to get an advance copy of Joe’s...

The Mating Calls of Democrats

Despite an entire summer of love with calls to “Defund the Police” Democrats openly admit...

Duke From GI Joe
GI Joe Biden

President Elect Joe Biden is upset that he couldn’t have an inaugural rehearsal on Sunday....

Lincoln Statues seen crying as Illinois becomes a Democrapatopia

The State of Illinois voted like a thief in the night at 4am (So the...