Category Archives: Politics
Presidential Beard
A razor shortage and unemployment has resulted in a new facial hair trend. Everyone who...
Portland Mayor Re-educated
Hostage taken in Portland! Inspired by the hostage crisis in Ukraine, Mayor Wheeler was taken...
Stimulating Reparations
It has become apparent we need a another stimulus package. A new lock-down is coming...
Chicago Riots Blamed on Madigan Federal Investigation
Illinois Speaker of the House Michael Madigan is the focus of a Federal Probe. Subpoenas...
Rioters in Portland Confused They Got Arrested
Rioters who have been burning the city of Portland for 50 days were confused when...
COP/CHOP goes to Disney
Since CHOP was invaded in Seattle, the group has been searching for new cities in...
AOC on Defunding Police
We have translated the AOC Tweet to help people understand what she is trying to...
Watkins to Receive Medal of Freedom
President Donald Trump announces that Kansas Rep. Steve Watkins would be awarded the Presidential Medal...
CHOP Canceled
The Atlanta Braves are axing the Tomahawk Chop. One unmentioned reason for the change is...
Alphabetical Drinking
Bars are opening based on the school guidelines. They are claiming that they should not...