Category Archives: Politics
Election Media
New Guinea Invites Joe Biden for Dinner
Relations with New Guinea and the USA are on a downturn. To reinforce the relationship...
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Fairy Tales Religion
Democrats Plan to Transition More Holidays
Trans Holidays are all the rage in the Democratic Party. Joe Biden declared Easter is...
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Election Legal Politics
The Fani Challenge
Fani Willis felt confident after her testimony in court, which turned out to be justified....
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Ask DogFacePonia Politics
The State of The Union According to DogFacePonia
We at DogFaceponia were asked an important question. How would you describe the State of...
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Business Economy Legal
Fani Willis’s Future to Go in New Directions
In today’s Diversity Equity and Inclusion World, Fani Willis is looking forward to a future...
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Explosion Makes Beirut Look Like Portland
Beruit, Lebanon – A massive explosion in Beruit killed 135 people, injured 5000 and leveled...
J.K. Rowling Confirms Theory
In a shocking reveal, J.K. Rowling has announced that all the characters in the Harry...
Republicans Unmasked
Attorney General William Barr has appointed a U.S. attorney to scrutinize episodes of unmasking department...
Refund Reparations
Dogfaceponia is experiencing a massive takeover. Once well respected individuals are being asked to repay...
Trump will try to avoid gettting clocked by Biden
With the world changing all the time a new format for the debates has come...
Ellen to be fired by Trump
Ellen has been under fire lately for the toxic and hostile work environment created on...
Reflush for Freedom
Thank you one and all. The Flush for Freedom Protest exceeded expectations. The swamp was...
Save TaB Drinkers – Invoke the Defense Production Act
Sadly, we are reporting skyrocketing deaths among TaB drinkers. As TaB has become scarce, TaB...
Portland Mayor Wheeler Supports Peaceful Protesters
Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler has been teargassed while showing support for peaceful protesters. The failure...
Portland Riot Immunity
Portland, OR – For what may be the first time in history, Immunologists and Legal...
