Category Archives: Politics
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AOC Almost Murdered by The Constitution
In shocking news, reportedly AOC was almost murdered by the Constitution of the United States....
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Election Medicine
Signs You May Have Dementia
There has been a lot of discussion about dementia in the news. If people are...
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Election Fairy Tales Politics
DogFacePonia Debate Predictions Debunked
The DogFacePonia predictions for the Presidential debate were totally off the mark. The drinking game got...
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Election Fairy Tales Politics
CNN Presidential Debate Predictions
Red Bull, Bud Light and Depends are the sponsors for the debate. We at DogFacePonia...
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Election Legal
Democrats Confused Do They Need a Trump Mistrial
Reports surfaced that a member of the Trump jury revealed the verdict to a relative...
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ALERT! Bernie Sanders suspends his Presidential run to pursue Senate run in Dogfaceponia
Just yesterday, Bernie Sanders decided to end his presidential run and concentrate on a run...
Illinois Governor extends Stay at home to keep Rod Blagojevich imprisoned
Illinois Governor J D Pritzker has extended the shelter in place order for Illinois to...
Biden vs. Bidet
In these dire times we need a solution to our great problems. Toilet Paper is...
Shortages in DogFacePonia
Because of the Covid-19 virus, there has been a shortage of hand sanitizer. To counteract...
Biden Ends Senate Bid in Favor of Running for President
Just days ago, Joe Biden decided to end his run for Senate in DogFacePonia and...
What the Gabbard?!
What is Tulsi Gabbard? The news is out! The last woman democratic candidate Elizabeth Warren...
New Color for MAGA
News anchors and opinion people have finally determined the reason for Trump’s rather orange countenance. ...
Bloomberg spends $500 Million to prove people like Biden better
New York, NY – Michael Bloomberg announced today he is dropping out of the race...
Mulligan on Impeachment Approved in the House
Congress has decided that their case against the president was so amazing the first time...
The What Color House?
On a cold crisp morning, the sun rises over Dogfaceponia. The snowflakes waft down softly. ...