The January 6th Committee announced today that they are running out of time to waste. A large number in the committee have retired or been defeated and thus will not be returning. Now they want to leave a final mark on their career in Washington.
The Unselect committee until this point created several boring made for TV movies. They also managed to hide any information from the public that might make Democrats look bad. They probably see it as a win. Now they are wrapping up their time (in many cases their careers) because Republicans are taking over Congress. Pelosi will not be in control, and they don’t want any Republicans on the committee, that is unless they are willing to cry a lot or are the love child of Satan and Miss Piggy.
The Commitee Band AKA Adam Schiffy Schiff and the Pelosi Republicans were meeting for the last time knowing they would not win a grammy. Odds were against them willing any lawsuits either, but they wanted to at least try. They got together and Kinzinger cried a bit about the Insurrection that he in his own head truly believed happened. This despite their being no evidence that it happened. What were they to do? So, they decided to refer Trump to the DOJ for things Biden and other Democrats were guilty of.
The Crimes he is Referred for
Conspiracy to defraud the United States – So this one is easy Biden’s entire presidency if not entire Political Career is defrauding the American People. All you need to do is look at Hunter’s Laptop.
Conspiracy to make a false statement – Does anyone remember Joe Biden’s 1988 Presidential Run. Well that’s seems to be the beginning of Joe false statements he had to drop out for Plagiarism. Now it seems every day he conspires with people to make false statements. Some might argue he is not guilty of this because he has no idea what he is saying. The Best one though is when Adam Schiff who admitted he knew charges for the impeachment were trumped up and pushed them anyways.
Aiding an insurrection – Is aiding in a parade a crime? We have no idea but there was no insurrection on Jan 6th. There was an Insurrection the entire Summer of 2020 and we can give you footage of the Democrats encouraging it.
Obstruction of an official proceeding of Congress – Who remembers when Kavanagh hearings were protested, and Democrats interrupted the proceeding of Congress. Or maybe in the 1980s when they planted a bomb in Congress. Nope those are not important.
They just didn’t have any new ideas, so they just looked at the list of their crimes accused Trump of them. If you think this is new, remember it is the same playbook they had for the Impeachment. We here at DogFacePonia generally recommends using a different playbook but really this is all they had. This could be Trump’s Triple Crown victory over Democrats Charges.
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