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The CDC Deathcult

The CDC wants you dead. Don’t take it personally. They want everyone dead or at...

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What am I?

Dear DogFacePonia, I am lost. What am I? I had children so I am a...

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The Chicken Sandwich Mandate

We at DogFacePonia noticed something. Every single fast food restaurant has now created a chicken...

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Novel Ideas to Help With Border Crisis

We here at DogFacePonia are seeking ideas to limit illegal immigration at the southern border...

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Kegger on the Border

Migrants, especially from Haiti, have come to the International Bridge at Del Rio. Many are...

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Jill Biden Fashion Empire

Jill Biden has decided to use her time as first lady to do something really...

General Milley at His Desk
Milley gets in Guinness Book of World Records for Most Treason

The Guinness Book of World Records announced that General Mark A Milley would receive an...

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Delta Airlines to Merge with Corona Beer

Corona Beer maker Constellation Brands has reached an agreement to merge with Delta Airlines. This...

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Americans Better Run, They Better Take Cover

There are many Americans that are stranded in foreign lands.  They need the USA to...

Planned Parenthood Bulding
The Touchy Subject of Abortion Economics

“I realize the use of fetal tissue is a touchy subject, but it is one...