Dog from Shelter goes to White House
White House Going to the Dogs

Not only do presidential pets tend to improve their owners’ public image as normal guys,...

Waring Sign "Zombie Containment Area"
CDC Head Warns of Impending Zombie Apocalypse

The Head of the CDC recently warned of Impending Doom, AKA Zombie Apocalypse. She explained...

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Man tries to join X-Men after getting Covid Vaccines

A man named Fred (his real name kept concealed to protect his secret identity) tried...

Ted Cruz with Beard
Teddy Does Donna

Ted Cruz went to Mexico this week and got a coyote to get him across...

Frazzled Joe Biden on TV Screen
The Camera Just Adds Something To Biden

We here in DogFacePonia have known for a while that the Camera adds 10 pounds....

FBI recruitment table
FBI Profile of J** B****

FBl profilers have released the following profile of a subject who may be dangerous to...

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Redlining Reparations

People WOKE  this morning to find that their City Council of Evanston, Illinois, approved what’s...

Stormtroopers with "the Truth" sign.
Judge says “You Can’t Handle the Truth of Maxwell and Epstein”

Recently a Federal Judge decided “You can’t handle the Truth“. The judge locked down records...

Cine Kamala Theater
Kamala’s Plan – Biden Basement at Naval Observatory

Kamala does not live in the official Vice Presidential residence at the Naval Observatory. This...

Bathroom sign saying be what you want "just wash your hands"
Inclusion Delusion

New inclusion standards are being developed in the area of credit cards because the current...