The U.S. Senate Committee on Homeland Security & Governmental Affairs is holding hearings on mypillow inserections. The CEO flew on American Airlines and a pillow fight broke out on board. The Committee is trying to figure out how the pillows were smuggled onto the plane. There were reportedly an extraordinary number of pregnant women on the flight. It is suspected that the women had mypillows under their dresses to make them appear pregnant.
Since the plane crossed international boundaries, the Committee believed that the smugglers broke international laws. The International Court of Justice is also investigating the incident.
The Senate is debating a law establishing a mypillow 911 style commission to establish who should be arrested in the many mypillow altercations. White Supremacists are suspected of organizing this inserection against the American Airlines. After all mypillows are white.
We at DogFacePonia are seeing this as hypocrisy because cartel members have been smuggling mypillows over the the southern border while ICE agents are being occupied with illegal border crossings and child care. Illegal immigrants caught with mypillows have been released into the interior. Children reportedly have also been used as mypillow mules.