Author Archives: Dogfaceponia
Ask DogFacePonia Fairy Tales
Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition
It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming...
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Fairy Tales
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed...
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Fairy Tales
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one,...
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Ask DogFacePonia Politics
Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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Economy Fairy Tales Legal Politics
Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!
When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what...
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Valentines Day in Washington
DogFacePonia deep cover operatives have obtained important notes by members of the Washington Elite for...
The DFP Trilogy
Dogfaceponia is an interesting place. We started this site in response to Joe Biden literally...
Nobel Peace Prize renamed Mostly Peaceful Prize
BLM has been Nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize and many people are really pulling...
Robin Hood Almost Murders Tom Cruise and AOC at GameStop
Almost Murders are on the rise. Robin Hood Almost Murdered Tom Cruise. Almost Murders almost...
Hunter Biden expected to lead DEA
Rep Anthony Sabatini leaked that Hunter Biden is to lead DEA. The Biden Administration felt...
The MyPillow Insurrection
The MyPillow guy (Michael Lindell) recently met with Trump at the White House. A Zoomed...
Lincoln Statues seen crying as Illinois becomes a Democrapatopia
The State of Illinois voted like a thief in the night at 4am (So the...
The 1 Day Pence Presidency (or 4 Presidents in 4 days)
We here at DogfacePonia are always looking for solutions to complex problems. We want to...
Capital Raid gets Nominated for 10 Tony Awards
Capital Raid could be the best “Staged” Event of the year and it is only...
Georgia Announces it will be a few days to get the numbers Right (or Left)
The State of Georgia has preemptively announced that it will be a few days before...