Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

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Hunter Swims With the Trout

Domestic terrorists have begun to infect fresh water streams, rivers and lakes. The invasion begins...

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FBI Lego Watch List

The FBI is building its case against an alleged leader of the Jan. 6 Capitol riot one...

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Biden’s Je-Covid Witness Coming to Visit

Coming to a neighborhood near you – Je-Covid Witnesses.  The Biden administration’s plan is to...

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Tucker’s Porta-Server Has Leaks

Tucker Carlson was surprised that the NSA has been reading his texts and e-mails. Tucker...

Caution Liberal at Work
CCP Agrees US has No Intellectual Property Worth Stealing

Joe Biden announced that he has come to an agreement with the CCP. The Chinese...

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DOJ Sues Georgia Over Titanic Boating Changes

The Department of Justice (DOJ) announced Friday that it would sue Georgia over the restrictions...

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Supreme Court Expansion Raised to at Least Ten

In light of a number of unanimous (9-0) Supreme Court rulings this session, the Biden...

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Hunter Biden Commissioned to Paint Joe Biden’s Presidential Portrait

The White House announced today that Hunter Biden has been commissioned to paint Joe Biden’s...

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Mike Lindell Spins Off MyBottom

The Mike Lindell successful MyPillow CEO is creating a new venture, MyBottom.com. He intends to...

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Super Fauci Flip Flopper in Chief

Over 3,000 pages of emails were obtained by the Washington Post, Buzzfeed News and CNN...