Super Fauci Flip Flopper in Chief

Fauci Sketch on wall partially torn down.

Over 3,000 pages of emails were obtained by the Washington Post, Buzzfeed News and CNN through Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests, date from January to June 2020.

Fauci created a new way to generate e-mails.  It is called the stream of consciousness. The e-mails have been redacted to protect his brain. The media is gushing over the e-mails. Fauci has taken both sides of almost every issue. That way Fauci can be on the right side of history because whatever history determines is the final answer Fauci has supported that at some time.

Fauci has sought the help of Chris Cuomo to get the media to properly report on his e-mails. Cuomo was put in charge of redactions and manipulation. E-mails show that Cuomo hooked Fauci up with the person who has treated Nancy Pelosi with Botox. “Appearance” said Cuomo “is more important than facts”.

Cuomo advised Fauci on writing an upcoming book possibly to be titled Expect the Unexpected: Ten Lessons on Truth, Justice and the American Way.  It is expected to eclipse the 5.1 million paid to Cuomo’s brother for American Crisis: Leadership Lessons from the COVID-19 Pandemic. Cuomo said that it doesn’t matter if you write the truth only that the book is credible and you can sell it. The unexpected was the release of Fauci’s e-mails. Cuomo is in charge of getting people to read the book and not the e-mails.

We here at DogFacePonia believe that Senator Kennedy had it right when he said that Fauci needed to buy an emotional support pony. We have attempted to contact Fauci to offer to sell him a pony to provide that emotional support.

We at DogFacePonia have learned a few things about Fauci

  • Fauci will keep flip flopping away.
  • The nearer we are the destination the more he’ll flip flop away.
  • Fauci never gives up.
  • And he never gives in.
  • He just changes his mind.

Image From: “COVID Anthony Fauci” (CC BY 2.0) by Photographing Travis