Category Archives: Beverages
Election Fairy Tales Politics
ABC Leaks the Debate Rule Modifications
DogFaceponia undercover spies have reported on last-minute alterations that ABC is making to support Kamala...
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Music
Kamala Kameleon
DogFacePonia has created a great song lyrics for a new song about Kamala Harris. It...
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Fairy Tales Legal Politics
Probation Report and Sentence Recommendation for Felon D***** T****
The probation department has interviewed convicted felon D***** T****. They now making recommendations concerning possible...
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Fairy Tales
Godfather of operating systems: The Trump and Kennedy Story
The question on everyone's lips is whether the Godfather will step in once more to...
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Fairy Tales
Make America Venezuela Again!
Make America Venezuela Again?! At one point Venezuela was the richest Country in it’s Continent....
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Twitter Suspends TaB Drinkers
Jeff Bezos has warned that Amazon is losing money. Amazon bet on Office-based work with...
DogFacePonia Super Specials
DogFacePonia Super Specials – These are some of the best deals you will find in...
Save TaB Drinkers – Invoke the Defense Production Act
Sadly, we are reporting skyrocketing deaths among TaB drinkers. As TaB has become scarce, TaB...
Alphabetical Drinking
Bars are opening based on the school guidelines. They are claiming that they should not...
TaB Mural Defaced
DogFacePonia celebrates the long and rich tradition of murals and other street art, and recognizes...
TaB May Prevent Covid
There may be another victim of the Covid-19 virus. The CocaCola company has been making...
Guinness Virus Spreading
Dublin, Ireland – A worker at the Guinness Brewery in Dublin has apparently infected all...
US expects modest 10% population increase due to Coronavirus
The United States is expecting a 10% increase in population about 9 months from now....
Corona Beer Found to Work as Inoculation for Corona Virus
Scientists while working as fast as possible to create a vaccine for corona virus, discovered...
Corona Beer Maker to introduce Influenza Beer
Constellation Brands (STZ), Which makes Corona Beer has announced they will be making a new beer...