Category Archives: Beverages
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Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed...
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Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one,...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!
When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what...
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Kamala Automatic Teleprompter Plan (KATPLAN)
Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is...
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Budweiser Asked to Write Speeches for Biden
After watching the Independence Day themed commercial by Budweiser everyone right and left agrees that...
MLB Totally Voluntary Survey
Major League Baseball is taking a survey of the fans attending each game. They are...
Boebert Organizes Sleep-over
Republican Representative Lauren Boebert is organizing a sleepover in the Capital Garage. All participants will...
Here’s a Joke -Things Go Better With Woke
Maxine Waters was the victim of a horrific act. A stuffed Donkey’s head was put...
Redlining Reparations
People WOKE this morning to find that their City Council of Evanston, Illinois, approved what’s...
Kamala’s Plan – Biden Basement at Naval Observatory
Kamala does not live in the official Vice Presidential residence at the Naval Observatory. This...
The New Red Scare
The House Unamerican Beverage Committee is holding hearings on the Coca-Cola company. The Coke company...
Coke Diversity Training Targets TaB
In Biden’s America, almost every American value is dying. The political correctness mobs, the seminars,...
Make America TaB Again
The Coca Cola Company has decided to no longer make the iconic drink,TaB. TaB drinkers...
TaB Trafficking Ring Busted
A major TaB ring was busted over the weekend. The traffikers were caught with a...