Category Archives: Medicine

Biden Declares Pandemic Over, Cures All Remaining Cases.

Joe Biden has declared the pandemic over. As a result everyone is now cured. Joe...

Biden Automatic Teleprompter Plan 2.0

Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is...

CDC Recommends Throwing Your Children Into The Grand Canyon So They Are Safe From Monkeypox

A new CDC study analyzed the probability that 5472 children who were thrown into The...

DogFacePonia Declares Joe Biden a Health Emergency

In April, Biden had said that he has asthma and 80% of the people he...

Biden gets Covid then Spanks Hunter for Not Wearing his Mask.

Joe Biden recently got Covid just after a trip to the Middle East. On this...

Fauci Gets Monkey Pox at Cuomo Rave

In breaking news after 4 Covid vaccines, 2 Monkey Pox vaccines and 2 rounds of...

Paxlovid : Just When You Thought Pfizer Got Enough Government Money

Pfizer wonderdrug Paxlovid is all the rage for Covid these days. Why shouldn’t it be,...

Planned Parenthood Poised to Assist Transhumanists

New research from Stanford University indicates that in the near future injections of cerebrospinal fluid...

WHO Quarantines DogFacePonia Due to Ponypox Outbreak

The WHO held a press conference on COVID-19 and other global health issues. WHO’s job...

Putin Comes Up Short

We at DogFacePonia support the research being done to determine the causes of aggression and...