Category Archives: Election

Supreme Court to Rule on Undead Votes

With Warlocks and Necromancy on the rise (particularly in Georgia), Trump lawyers have challenged undead...

Dead Vote – Lesson Learned

Biden learned from Hillary’s defeat in 2016. Ghosts were sighted at Gettysburg again in 2020. Democrats...

Cyber Monday Doorbuster – Dominion Voting Machines

It’s Cyber Monday! Why loot a store when you can steal an election? We have...

Massive Dumps Exposed

The One Flush(Tm) technology of UberFlush Inc will revolutionize the world and save Democracy. Trump said, “I was...

Antifa looks to Ruin Small Business Saturday

Democrats are confused. They do not understand why Trump won’t concede. Nancy Pelosi said “For...

Kraken Scheduled for Release

What is the Kraken and why should we release it. Trump has it in one...

DogFacePonia in Solidarity with Truckers

Truckers are going on strike. Some DogFacePony soldiers were asked to provide help in replacing...

The Office of Senator Non-elect Biden

Joe Biden has lost the election for Senate in Dogfaceponia. The vote was close. Willie...

Move-Into Georgia State of Mind

There is migration from New York and New Jersey to Georgia. Why you ask would...

Afterlife Voting: Pay Now, Vote Later

I couldn’t believe the ad I was seeing!!!Afterlife Voting Insurance, pay now, vote later for...