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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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Economy Fairy Tales Legal Politics
Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!
When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what...
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Fairy Tales
Kamala Automatic Teleprompter Plan (KATPLAN)
Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is...
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Election Politics
DEI in FEMA Recovery
Goal 1 of FEMA’s Strategic Plan was to “instill equity as a foundation of emergency...
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Business Economy
Baby Oil Under Assault.
Diddy was jailed after the FBI found 1000 bottles of baby oil on his property....
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DogFacePonia Debate Predictions Debunked
The DogFacePonia predictions for the Presidential debate were totally off the mark. The drinking game got...
CNN Presidential Debate Predictions
Red Bull, Bud Light and Depends are the sponsors for the debate. We at DogFacePonia...
Democrats Confused Do They Need a Trump Mistrial
Reports surfaced that a member of the Trump jury revealed the verdict to a relative...
Jury Follows Merchans Instructions Hushing The Law
We at DogFacePonia have gotten a copy of the Jury instructions for Donald Trump’s hush...
Cicadas for Trump?!
Cicadas are emerging in numbers not seen since Thomas Jefferson was President. Different Broods of...
Witnesses for the Prosecution
The case of NY vs Trump is winding down in court. The prosecution has presented...
Nancy Pelosi given Medal of Freedom. US Treasury Could be Next for the Honor.
The White House said the recipients of the Medal of Freedom made “exemplary contributions to...
New Guinea Invites Joe Biden for Dinner
Relations with New Guinea and the USA are on a downturn. To reinforce the relationship...
The Fani Challenge
Fani Willis felt confident after her testimony in court, which turned out to be justified....
The State of The Union According to DogFacePonia
We at DogFaceponia were asked an important question. How would you describe the State of...