Category Archives: Politics

Katie Hobbs Plans to Return Arizona To Mexico

In a not-so-shocking Development, Katie Hobbs is making plans to return Arizona to Mexico. However,...

Congress Considers Cancelling Seatbelt Mandate for Seniors

As nations grapple with plummeting birth rates, rising costs of entitlement spending on their elderly,...

Recent Poll Says Pete Buttigieg is Worst Secretary in US History

A recent poll taken by DogFacePonia concluded that Pete Buttigieg is the worst Secretary in...

AOC Almost Murdered by Superbowl Ad

In stunning Superbowl news it was reported today that AOC was almost murdered while watching...

China Cornering the Natural Gas Market

China is secretly collaborating with Democrats to ban natural gas appliances in the US. Why...

National Archives to Offer Classes on Classified Documents

The National Archives are disappointed. It seems nobody takes care of documents anymore. Can you...

Abrams Tanks to End War in Ukraine?

The US has announced it will be sending Abrams tanks to Ukraine. Putin should be...

How Would You Describe the Biden (P)Residency so far?

In this winter haze, we at DogFacePonia decided to look back on the Biden Presidency...

What is an Omnibus Bill Anyhow?

When we first heard the word Omnibus, we thought it might be a new variant...

Jan 6th Commitee refers Trump to DOJ for Biden’s Crimes

The January 6th Committee announced today that they are running out of time to waste....